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BFFs Swap Phones and Play Text Roulette [Technically Speaking]

12/19/2018

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- Do we have to text people this? - Whos Josh *****? - THAT'S MY BOSS! - Okay, what is text roulette? - This is gonna be dangerous - She's so private - Is your password the same?
- Yeah. - Can I give it to her locked? - Um, are we texting these to people because that's really not gonna go over well.
- I'm gonna scroll through and find somebody to text. - Aye, dios mio. - I haven't talked to him in forever. - John O. - I just went on a date with John. - Too bad.
- Alright, I'm gonna spin it. - "It's been a while, but got plans for Valentine's Day?" I'm really sorry.
- Oy vey. Well, he was a nice guy. - I'm gonna land on Cliff. - Cliff is one of my fraternity brothers. - YO. Whatchu mean 'me, you and some whipped cream?'
Wow bro, I didn't think it was like that. - This is suspenseful. - I'm really nervous. - Kate. - Oh yeah!
- "I'll try it once but bring lots of lube. " - Oh this is cruel! - She answered. "YES PLEASE!" - She wants some action!
- I think he's engaged. - Oh well. - Now its my turn. - Mom and dad? Is this both of them?
- What a dream! - It's a group text. - GROUP MESSAGE. OH MY GOD!!
- Uncle Russ K****** - My Uncle! - Something not dirty& - Nooo!!!!!!! - That's terrible. - Send. - Can't wait.
- This is your uncle. Who'd you mean to text? - Uh. - What are you talking about? It doesn't sound good. - Whos Josh *****?
- THAT'S MY BOSS! Uh...NOOO - Me you and some whipped cream, tonight! To your boss!
- Sabrina and I had a pretty good date last Sunday and I'm supposed to go on another one tomorrow so please don't ruin it. - Me you and some whipped cream, tonight? " Excuse me, question mark." - I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.
That one actually had some potential. - That was so much fun! But now we have a lot of damage control. - I have a lot of damage control to do. - That was a little mortifying with the whole boss situation.
- A married boss with his pregnant wife. -Yea - pregnant. - I think we should do this, as like, a drinking game. - Can we borrow this wheel? We'll bring it back.
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